Rise Up, Lady Lawyers

Don’t get me wrong, I love what I do. I put people in jail. It’s a pretty solid gig. However, I’m a twenty-something girl with long hair, a somewhat fit body, and what some would call a semi-attractive face, so do you think I get taken seriously in the legal profession? Not always. 

Oh my sweet friend, it is a MAN’S world. I’m reminded of that every time I get called, “young lady” or referred to as “hot” right before some guy asks at the podium for me to drop his case.

I’ve decided, ladies, it’s time to change things. It’s time to band together and show the legal world, nay the professional world, that we can wear pink nail polish, gloss our lips, yet still stand on our own…AND in four-inch pumps. We shouldn’t have to sacrifice our feminine attributes just to be taken seriously in the courtroom. Oh no, in this ole’ boys club, I’m ready to shake things up. I’m ready to whip their tails in trial, then chase my victory down with some white wine and a manicure. Even though it's 2014, it still feels like women are supposed to be charming, smile a lot, and laugh at the men’s jokes. I’m charming as hell, but if your joke aint’ funny? I ain’t laughing.

It’s difficult enough balancing life: work, family, friends, gym, sleep…but to have to throw in “proving your worth”? That’s too much. Let’s change this. That’s what this blog is about. A place for all you lady lawyers to know that you’re not alone. To know that others out there embarrass themselves at the podium, research the wrong cases, get not-guilty verdicts, and question their every move. However, with all that on our plate the last thing we need is to be worrying about finding our place in this man’s world. Oh no, our time is now.

If you think that it’s an equal playing ground for men and women, then I hate to say it, but you’re more wrong than Scalia is in most of his opinions (kidding. Kind of.).

So share this post but more importantly, share the attitude. Share the message. Rise up.

Put your favorite heels on and strut your stuff. Just don’t forget your statute book.

I Should Be At The Gym

I should be at the gym right now. Instead, I'm in gym clothes but I'm laying down awkwardly typing on the computer. It's awkward because it's quite difficult to properly type while laying down. I'm doing it though, I'm moving mountains. 

However, I'm not going to beat myself over not going because quite frankly, I go a lot and I LOVE it. I do. It's such an amazing stress reliever and I really enjoy the gym I attend. But not going this one day will not make me obese. It won't even make me pudgy. It will just inspire me to go tomorrow. 

Anyway, you aren't here to read about my gym habits. Besides, if you work with me you hear about them anyway!

Onto the important things: my airbrush makeup machine. Holy Toledo, it is amazing. I am so happy that I purchased it and my face has never looked so, well, like I know how to apply makeup on it! It takes roughly five to eight minutes to apply and now that I have the hang of it, it's quite simple. My makeup lasts all day. It lasts through morning court, lunchtime, running up and down floors of the courthouse, rain showers and afternoon chores at the house. It even lasted through my five minute rant on why I don't like Chipotle (you wanna' hear about it? I'll happily blog about it). My skin is so soft and it washes off so easily at night. If you are a professional woman and you want to look put-together, I highly encourage this. You can adjust the level of heaviness/coverage that you want; so, for work you can do a light spray, but for fancy dinners with your main squeeze, you can increase the spray and get a heavier coverage. Bellato should really give me some sort of gift because I will be talking up this machine for a LONG time. I promise you ladies (and even you men...maybe?) it's an incredible purchase. Let me know if you have any questions!

Other than that, nothing too new to report. Kyle and I are attending a Domestic Violence Battery Seminar this week. I enjoy seminars and am looking forward to learning things that will benefit my caseload. I am also looking forward to having two free outfit days, meaning I can wear business casual clothing and not suits. Key word? Casual. 

Kyle is participating in a golf tournament this weekend where the goal is not to hit the shortest drive; I believe in him and I know that he will NOT be the worst golfer there. I'm supportive, what can I say?

Some goals I have for this week/weekend: --clean my car --work on my project --get a hair trim --save the world. 

Oh! One FINAL thing: as of September 30th, I am the new secretary for Florida Boxer Rescue. I am thrilled and honored to be entering this new phase in my life and can't wait to give more to this organization. More to follow on that new challenge!

Well, party people, this working gal is off to make dinner, do some laundry and relax. 


Keep reaching for the stars!

This was me trying to tell everyone to reach for the stars; but I hit the wrong button on the computer and it took 4 pictures instead of one. You can see some of the confusion. The graphics are amazing though. Top notch!