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With the bar a mere nine days away and the realization of my dream to become a lawyer so imminent, I began thinking back about the random jobs I used to want to have. My parents told me almost everyday that I could be anything that I ever wanted and so naturally, I went through a fantastic phase of wanting to be the most ridiculous and obscure things.  For your viewing pleasure I have put together a short but entertaining tour of just a few dream jobs that I pined for.

Yes, the very first occupation that I ever wanted was to be a triceratops.  I used to just crawl around the living room on all fours pretending to eat my mother's indoor plants (I was a peaceful dinosaur).

After the dino phase, I then progressed to wanting to be a soccer mom like my mom. I would pretend that my bed was a mini-van and drive around my stuffed animals, I mean kids, to all of their practices. 

I soon traded in my mini-van keys for ice-skates. My parents were kind enough to take me to an ice skating rink after I incessantly slid around the kitchen in my socks. Two trips to the rink sunk my Yamaguchi dream. 

This one is a real gem considering that I was (and still am) terrible at math...how I was ever going to be an astronaut is beyond me. Some dreams never die though because I have googled "astronaut law" a  few times too many...

                                                

    Here I am as an Olympic gymnast. I took gymnastics for about six months but after my "coaches" made fun of the way I jumped on the trampoline, I quit. Thanks Let It Shine in Brentwood, TN for setting my dreams on FIRE. 

 However, all of my dreaming and random occupations have all worked out fabulously because in a few short months when I get that ESQ behind my name, I will finally be living out my dream as being an atroney. An attorney who loves pink, manicures, fashion and the law. 

"The rules of haircare are simple and finite, any Cosmo girl would know!"